We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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