I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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