Sponge bath it is.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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