She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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