Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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