we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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