i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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