Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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