i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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