I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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