Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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