It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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