not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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