Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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