I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Do you have feelings for this penis?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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