Betty ford says i'm here all night
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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