Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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