But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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