Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
