i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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