sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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