Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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