He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
