I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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