Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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