people are starting to question the shark bite story
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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