bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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