i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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