This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Randomize
