Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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