I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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