thus making me awesome and them whores
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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