He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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