wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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