Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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