i jhust puked up my retainher.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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