fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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