There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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