Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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