i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
