Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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