didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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