Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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