i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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