i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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