i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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