so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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