That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
you made out with another girl for some wings
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