what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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