Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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