Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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